AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY VOTE
By David Basch
How the sheep settled the problem of peace between sheep and jackal.
The Council of Sheep voted yesterday. It gave an overwhelming majority vote for the declaration that, henceforth, there will be peace between the sheep and the jackals. The Council of Sheep decried those who were alarmist and would divide the community and anger jackals.
The vote insured that from now on the barriers between jackals and lambs would be removed since the lambs have declared that both groups would now live in peace. The issue of how many jackals to be brought into sheep areas is still to be worked out, 1,000,000 or 2,000,000.
Voted down overwhelmingly was the leader of the alarmists, Tan, who tried to call attention to the fact that the nature of the jackal is to seek the life blood of the sheep. But the new leaders would have none of such defeatist thinking and believed that the sheep resolution annulling such differences would settle the matter.
"We don't need those sheep who would anger the jackals to be a part of our council. Mr. Tan should know that this will not be tolerated by either sheep or jackals."
AND THAT IS THE REAL, TRUE-LIFE STORY OF HOW THE SHEEP
SETTLED THE PROBLEM OF PEACE BETWEEN SHEEP AND JACKAL.