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"For Zion's sake I shall not hold my peace, And for Jerusalem's sake I shall not rest."
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim.
You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim.
You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim.
You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim.
You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim.
You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim.
You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim.
You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim.
Your cousin is president of the
You may be a Muslim.
You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.
You may be a Muslim.
