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 Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

  

 
 
 

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim.

 

 

You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim.

 

You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim.

 

You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim.

 

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim.

 

You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim.

 

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim.

 

You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim.

 

Your cousin is president of the United States.

You may be a Muslim.

 

You find this offensive or racist and don’t forward it.

You may be a Muslim.